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therealhamster:

anyone wanna make out… a check to me for 500,000 dollars

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

stability:

Perks of living in Amish country: tweets like this

mystrattosphere:

Could I? Should I? Would I? Probably…

streetkillaz:

Via: streetkillaz

mgsolid:

mgsolid:

HOLY SHIT I FORGOT THE FRIES IN THE OVEN HOLY SHIT

imageMY FRIES

(Source: gurlukovich, via florawrsaurus)

yewglow:

randomlittlespark:

jesusinc:

"nerd" and"loser" were like hard hitting insults in the early 2000’s and now they are used as affectionate terms we have truly come full circle

Sorry, but no, we did a 180. A full circle would mean we went back to them as insults

nerd

(via florawrsaurus)

lolfactory:

I’ll Take a Few Dozen of These Cards, Thanks☆ funny tumblr

not-an-angel:

animeboobies:

lnnea:

top 10 must-visit destinations:

  1. my bed
  2. my bed
  3. my bed
  4. my bed
  5. my bed
  6. my bed
  7. my bed
  8. my bed
  9. my bed
  10. my bed

is this meant to be a testament to how lazy you are or are you trying to seduce someone i can’t tell

both.

(via hopeforinsanity)

(Source: thekingofqueens, via hopeforinsanity)

scoobysnacked:

how do you politely ask for the wifi password

(via parkingstrange)

tastefullyoffensive:

Be careful with your kindness. [x]

(via laughingstation)

thefurrynerd:

*Eating chips*

*Can’t hear game/movie/ audio*

*Chews slower*

(via parkingstrange)

miank-libra:

(Source: annnieknowby, via pizza)